Blaze Sanaku

Blaze huffed. Nothing they ever did was with flair or style, it was always just a mess, everything they did always fell into shambles and nothing ever went according to plan. Now they were resorting to playing find the needle in the haystay in the dark with your teeth and attempt to unlock intricate handcuffs with it. She rolled her eyes as Zacke shuffled blindly across the room, he looked so awkward and ungraceful. It was about as unromantic as you could get, watching him struggle towards Gemma and almost faceplanting the floor a couple times. Well it's not as if we're characters in a romantic comedy Blaze thought sarcastically, suddenly imaginging the scenario she was in as if it really was a romantic comedy. She could picture the rendition, the directors would put a fan in front of Zacke who would incidentally have most of his shirt unbuttoned and he would basically float or glide towards Gemma with his chest thrust out instead of sluggishly inching towards her with his face covered in grime and his hair in severe cowlicks.

Gemma would have her mouth open in a small, feminine "o!" as he floated towards her and say something girly like, "oh Zackery you must free me from my chains, take my hairpin, though it may damage my ever so silky locks!" Zacke would continue to glide towards her and trip and fall upon Gemma, his tooth expertly snagging the hairpin on the way. Her hair would immediately be let loose in slow mo and she'd shake her head, letting her hair whip around her face like in those shampoo commercials. Zacke would open her chains with his teeth clutching the pin and they'd both take down the bad guys single-handedly, making some witty comments about how evil shall never prevail and ride off into the sunset.

Hadrian and Rayden? They'd be the side-characters who got shot but no one really cares, and Blaze wouldn't even be in the picture at all. She'd be the one watching the whole thing from her couch, repeatedly saying, "ughh you've got to be kidding me" and "this is the lamest shit I've ever seen." At least, that's the role she wished she were playing at the moment.